Mary J.

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Construction
Occupation Faux Finisher
Location Tampa, FL, United States
Introduction i am a classically-trained actress who can sing but not dance. i am the proud mother of 3 felines. i, like my father, tell the same jokes over and over. and soon i will be picking up and moving to baltimore! i cannot wait, as i detest the heat and humidity of the armpit of the united states, a.k.a. the gulf coast. i hope to find more blog fodder up north. until then, enjoy my florida-based musings, or at least don't hate them. well, try. for me? please?
Interests acting, watching documentaries, baking, socializing, avoiding housework, slouching, clock-watching, sleeping, writing stuff for people to mentally nosh on.
Favorite Movies Raising Arizona; Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels; A Fish Called Wanda; Breakfast at Tiffany's; Bridge over the River Kwai; It Happened One Night; Un Chien Andalou; Anchorman; The Princess Bride; Star Wars; The Birds; Cannibal! The Musical; and so forth...
Favorite Music Whatever I am in the mood for. It could really be anything, except maybe Tejano or Bette Midler.
Favorite Books Too numerous to mention. I have a library of several thousand volumes.

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

Because I said so.