Goodboy Norman Featherstone
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Evil Genius |
| Location | Asheville, North Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | I live in the beautiful mountains of Asheville, North Carolina, and I am an ornery little pugger. Although I am only awake about 3 hours each day, I work a whole lot of mischief into each and every minute. |
| Interests | Lady Pugs, perpetrating, being evil, peeing on stuff, annoying people, licking my chops, practicing snoring, chewing on my foot, cheesing people off, playing tug, playing goosey butt, getting the mail, sleeping, having my butt scratched |
| Favorite movies | I don't watch movies, because it would amuse the woman too much. |
| Favorite music | I don't listen to music, because it can't scratch my butt or throw my toy. |
| Favorite books | I pee on books. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Roostered!