John
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Engineering |
| Occupation | Configuration Management Engineer |
| Location | Saint Louis, MO, United States |
| Introduction | John Goewert is a software developer, board game designer, and generally motivated individual. He has been performing Configuration Management activities as a steady paycheck for 9 year and writing sarcastic articles for 34 years with his first work being that "A" needs to be removed from the alphabet because it is a word. |