Kristoffer J Martin

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Consulting
Occupation Creative Consultant, Editor and Writer
Location Eau Claire, WI, United States
Introduction I am a writer with interests in too many things. I recently started writing a book about Conspiracy theory which I plan on being the basis of my PhD proposal and thesis. I'm looking to possibly teach English in South Korea, with an unrealistic future goal of being the first Gay US President.
Interests Writing, Reading, Interweb Crawling, Cooking, Debating, Learning, Culture, Politics, Biking, Hiking, Tubing, Sitting around a campfire, Talking, Costuming, Steampunk, too many other things, cute gay boys.
Favorite Movies Batman (1989), Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2, V for Vendetta, Rubber, Love Actually, The Avengers, plus a few hundred others.
Favorite Music Everything but Country.
Favorite Books That list is so large I won't try posting it here. Harry Potter, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, From Modernism to Postmodernism An Anthology Second Expanded Edition, The Heavenly Twins, Bent (play), Hamlet (play).

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

Bards don't use slings nor arrows, but words and sound and magic. For if I had a whole bow I would play a song upon a lute, a viola, or violin.