Functionally Dysfunctional
My blogs
| Introduction | There are two completely different people writing this blog. Our writing styles are just as different as our taste in music. In spite of our differences, we have decided to unite to bring us our own joy in publicly sharing our hilarious experiences. I advise you not to read any further. In fact, I'm kind of shocked you're here at all... We are limited to 1200 characters? WTF? You don't give a shit about our faves do you? No. Didn't think so. So I moved some of our intro info there. Problem solved. |
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| Favorite Movies | Becoming a Meg-ophile: My name is Meg and most either love me or ignore me. All find me incredibly annoying. Very rarely does any one else appreciate the things I find funny. I often leave people offended and generally baffled at the bullshit that I spew. I don't lack a filter, I lack timing. My filter is always late for the party. In fact, I'm always late too. So that makes my filter what? A no show? No. Invisible? Yeah, that sounds good. My filter is a ninja. You never really know if it is present. To become a Meg-ophile, you will learn to appreciate these things about me. And you will learn there are so many more things that make me just me. The one and only. Should you not learn to appreciate these things, no worries, I don't blame you. |
| Favorite Music | Tim-tastic: I'm a wheelchair-bound hell raiser and a Republican to boot. I'm all things good, and sexy, and smart. I'm pretty much a dream man for any woman looking for a southern gentleman. In spite of what Meg says, I'm fucking awesome. I'm a devoted friend, a supportive son, and a jokester for a brother. I thrive on people who aren't afraid to treat me as part of their family. And I love to give others a taste of their own medicine. I'm effing Tim-tastic. You will grow to love me because who doesn't love a fat guy in a wheel chair? |