Miss Moppet
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Unpaid Novelist |
| Location | Dewitt,MI, MI, United States |
| Introduction | I love books, celebrity gossip and reading reviews of just about anything. I also love cussing, sarcasm and the sound of my own voice. So it was inevitable that my snark and my ego would collide in a technicolor explosion of smartassery and half formed opinions and the raining debris would culminate in this blog. Oh, and I have an awesome afro. It's not relevant, I just like bringing it up. |
| Interests | horrible movies, body image, constructive criticism, spackling, Tetris, Draco/Ginny Fanfic, personality tests, Yiddish, Musicals, Trivial Pursuit, eating Twinkies, home decorating, books about sociopaths, Karaoke, Maxfield Parrish paintings, the deep sociological impact Buffy the Vampire Slayer had on modern feminism, Scrabble, psychology, dark comedies, doublethink, Strongbad, editing, belly dance, raks sharki, romance, hula, Jeopardy, Margaret Cho, Meditation, NPR, The Guild, open mic nights, Bill Hicks, The Boondocks, funny rants, seafood, dissecting song lyrics, true crime, writing bad poetry, Big Bang Theory, saving the world from ruthless alien invaders but only on Tuesdays |
| Favorite movies | Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Dan in Real Life, Lars and the Real Girl, Clerks II, Wall-E, Idiocracy, Haiku Tunnel, Happy Feet, The Incredibles, The Squid and the Whale, Can't Hardly Wait, The Princess Bride, LOTR, Life as a House, Labyrinth, A Mighty Wind, American Beauty, Napoleon Dynamite, Lilo and Stitch, Heathers, The Matrix, Real Genius, Gone With the Wind, Jawbreaker, All Kevin Smith films, musicals, teen comedies |
| Favorite music | Billy Bragg, A7X, Kanye West, Ani Difranco, Kelly Clarkson, BNL, Reba Mcintyre, Rufus Wainwright, Billie Holiday, Howie Day, Etta James, Pink, Showtunes, NPR All Songs Considered, classical, everything else... |
| Favorite books | Ladies of the Otherworld series by Kelly Armstrong, Lolita, 1984, The Perfume, Boys Life, Running with Scissors, The Handmaids Tale, Small Sacrifices, JTHM, Succulent Wild Woman, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Lamb, Faith of the Fallen, Return of the King, A Song of Fire and Ice, Matilda, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Without Conscience, Bird by Bird, Bet Me by Jennifer Crusie, |
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