Marc Edwards

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Gender Male
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Graphic Designer. Full-Time Cinicist.
Location Manchester, Greater Manchester, United Kingdom

The wicked backspin caught you off guard. How will you play it off without losing your footing?

The Wicked Backspin is a dreadful being. It has a back that consistently spins, never look into it, it will swallow you whole. One day, I was eating cucumber raw, like a banana, and he caught me. I kicked him right in his shit. Thats what you do. Kick him in the fucking nads and you run, if anything ever catches you off guard its the best, best to do deal with it. The nads.