Femme Facetious
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Hi. I’m Melanie. I live in Idaho. Mike (a.k.a Dexter, as he is known sometimes around here) is my husband. He goes to school and I bring home the bacon (figuratively, and literally, because I heart bacon. Yet I have a suspicion that the feeling is not mutual). Hopefully someday it will be the other way around. Except, of course, for the bacon. So, that’s about it. I don’t know if or when Mike will ever write on here, because he might be reading about his beloved Utah Utes or more likely, calculating the amount of radiation that is safe to administer to a human head. So mostly it’s just you and me. I’m nice enough, really. I have a tendency to exaggerate (amusingly) but never lie, a fondness for puns but would never subject you to bad poetry, and if you dropped by I’d offer you a cup of tea and a cookie. And possibly some cheese, because as of right now I have five different kinds of cheese in my fridge (this is unintentional, but delicious nonetheless). I may have a problem. |