Gender	Male
Industry	Banking
Location	Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction	Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside
Interests	The Cubs, Da Bears, Digital Media, Snowboarding, Softball, Reading, Biking,Golf, Drinking and watching my waist expand.
Favorite movies	The Quiet Man, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather 1-2, Serenity, Boyz in the Hood, Walk the Line, 12 Monkeys, The Sting,The Lord of the Rings, Borat, The Blues Brothers, Young Frankenstein
Favorite music	The Clash, Grateful Dead, Green Day, Johnny Cash, Who, Sum 41, Dick Holliday, SMASHING PUMPKINS, Nirvana, Neil Diamond
Favorite books	Atlas Shrugged, The Screwtape letters, Lord of the Rings, The Reality Dysfunction, YES, Your Teenager is Crazy

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

Not true, it's all a distortion by the liberal media.