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| Occupation | Star of Rock and Porn |
|---|---|
| Location | The Crab |
| Introduction | Crabby Midwesterner |
| Interests | Politics, vice, corruption, black dogs, Amy Sedaris, camping, Carly Pope, cooking, tragic literary figures from the 1930s, "processing" your "issues" (not mine), Jean Teasdale, philosophy, Reno 911, rhythm and beats, Starbuck, the infinitely large/small, Amy Poehler, women + guns + badges, chaos theory, wit, gem sweaters, heaving bosoms, existential crises, WNBA, quantum anything, NFL, Joseph Campbell, nothing/everything |
| Favorite movies | Waking Life, Magnolia, Donnie Darko, Election, anything with Lili Taylor in it, also Martha Plimpton, oh and Frances McDormand, plus Catherine Keener, that p0rn tape we made together |
| Favorite music | Aimee Mann, Beth Orton, Flaming Lips, Patty Griffin, RHCP, Gillian Welch, The Spinanes, Missy Elliott yo!, REM, Dar Williams, Liz Phair, Moby, 10K Maniacs, Modest Mouse, Lucinda Williams, Wilco, Beck, Tegan & Sara, Death Cab for Cutie |
| Favorite books | Non-fiction books about, history, science, politics, cooking, astronomy, philosophy, biographies, your diary |

