Maria
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | San Francisco, CA, United States |
| Introduction | High fat evangelist. |
| Interests | Geeking out, rocking out |
| Favorite movies | Ghost World |
| Favorite music | Digitalism, Kanye West, Rihanna, Jay-z, Slim Thug, Hot Chip |
| Favorite books | Microserfs, Good Calories Bad Calories, Sex and The Single Girl |