biskuit
| Introduction | Poet, food critic. You may ask, "Is this for real?" You have much to learn, Grasshopper. Toiling in anonymity, untouched by scandal, disguises not necessary. Meals are paid for and eaten as a commoner. Bribery will not be tolerated. I speak the truth in a world of artifice. Some meals are best expressed in haiku, others can only be captured in sonnet, yet others may be beyond words. Such are the obstacles we face. I do not profess to be alone in my endeavors. You, dear reader, may surely feel the call as well. Please email me your finest, and, if I deem it worthy, I will happily share it with all humanity. biskuit@poetfoodcritic.com |
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