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Chris
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Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

50ft tall and made of solid gold, my statue shows me being generally heroic. Attached to a rotating plinth, it turns to face the sun throughout the day. In the square infront of it, many mime artists paint themselves gold and stand still for several hours at a time in reverence to me, only to move and scare old people and children as they walk past.

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