Ms. Lori

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About me

Industry Arts
Occupation Motherwriter
Location New York, United States
Introduction Although I am a kind woman, I'm capable of thinking horrible thoughts.
Interests Literature, food, weird animals, baby feet, Asperger's syndrome
Favorite Movies Donnie Darko, The Sweet Hereafter, Life is Beautiful, The Rose Tattoo, Muriel's Wedding, Cinema Paradiso, uhhhh...
Favorite Music Hard, nasty, lots of drums, I like me some bass
Favorite Books The Complete Guide to Asperger's Syndrome by Dr. Tony Attwood, Beloved by Toni Morrison, The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy, The Island, Cold House, by T.M. Wright

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

Actually, it resembled Bette Midler's left breast.