bloggorazzi

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Gender	Male
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	hack
Location	the smoke, United Kingdom
Interests	bears, trees, films, birds, writing, playing football, pirates, cooking
Favorite Movies	Shakespeare in Love, Usual Suspects, Four Weddings, The Big Sleep, (bookshop scene is super horny), LA Confidential, (dark and benzedrine sharp), Vanishing Point, Three Musketeers, (go ollie), Casino Royale, (the rebirth of Bond), Draughtsman Contract, (The shirts, wigs and shagging), There's Something About Mary, (mad dogs, sperm in the hair, Diaz as a sports mad woman), Lara Croft, No Country for Old Men
Favorite Books	Blood Meridian, the English Patient, Dark Materials, Jitterbug Perfume, Fever Pitch

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I'd get Master Bates to say it.