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About me

Industry Marketing
Occupation Turd Polisher
Introduction I am a professional Marketing/Advertising/Public Relations copywriter and creative strategy planner… but mostly, I’m a Turd Polisher, Fountain of Useless Knowledge, Rogue of Pop Culture, Lame Psychic, and all-around “Bastion of Innocence in a Forest of Deceit.”

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

All I know is that it makes my teeth blue so I avoid it at all costs. Anything that turns your mouth an unnatural color loses its appeal by age 11.