Santa
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Hi! My name is Santa (see right there above this blob of words?) I have been adopted by a family that I can't quite figure out. They like to take me out and parade me around like some freak show, scaring the motorists in the cars next to us as they pass and taking pictures of me like damn paparazzi in the oddest of places. They used to find it funny to scare each other by hiding me places, but I have to admit, though it was quiet, I'm glad that charade is over with because it would take these losers months sometimes to find me - do you know how boring, uncomfortable and usually dark that gets?? So now they are on some kick where they take me places. I used to write in a journal about it but I think the losers lost it or something...doesn't matter I guess - not like anyone ever read it (except "the family") so I figured I'd try my hand at blogging...we'll see how it goes I guess. |
| Interests | Sleeping, reading, being alone |
| Favorite movies | Chucky, Bride of Chucky, Chucky's Playground |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Oh My God - they wouldn't do that would they? Shoot, they are very weird. I mean they have fished me out of the garbage at least three times. And they DO take pictures of me like I'm some king. Oh boy, what am I going to do?