Gender	Female
Location	Melbourne/Victoria, Australia
Introduction	The names Victoria - But you can call me Tory or Vic. I am fluent in sarcasm and dabble in the realms of humour and Simpsons quotes. I live in the cupboard under the stairs. I'm the kind of person who thinks of things that most people would consider irrelevant, such as 'Where have all the anvils gone?' and 'what is the point of selling sea shells by the sea shore when you can easily get your own for free?' Hence the name - the Enigma - a person whose just difficult to grasp and fully comprehend. I couldn't believe it when I heard that they were taking the hobbits to Isengard. I want to be a writer - my aim is to walk into Borders one day and see my name on a novel. I'm a lover, not a fighter - a self-proclaimed pacifist. I have a chronic fear of needles and am slightly claustrophobic. Any kind of recreational sport is the equivallent of a dosage of arsenic for me. I harbour an unhealthy desire for Beaker the Muppet. (Bart: Dad, whats a muppet? Homer: Well son, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a pet but man oh man.... So to answer your question, I don't know.) Thank you and goodnight :-)
Favorite movies	Just Friends (Ryan Renolds singing 'I Swear' was one of the greatest things I've ever seen on screen), Stardust, Moulin Rouge, Notting Hill, Harry Potter series, Almost Heroes, French Kiss and Zoolander
Favorite music	I'm a chameleon. It changes every year. Last year it was Muse, the year before was Blue October, the year before that was the Dresden Dolls. The year before THAT was My Chemical Romance and Green Day. I think this year will be the year of Coldplay...
Favorite books	I can't go past JK Rowling or Christopher Paolini. My friends know me as an obsessed fan of the Harry Potter series.

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

What a perplexing question... I'm going to answer your question with another question: if your carrying a canoe and one of the wheels suddenly falls off, how many pancakes would it take to fix the hole in the dog house? Quizmaster: ...touche...