Doug

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About me

Gender MALE
Occupation Retired
Location Goodyear, Arizona, United States
Introduction I am a 58 year old retired science educator, working on a 1070 sq ft home. It was a foreclosure property previously vandalized by copper thieves. I picked up cheap for cash.
Interests Home improvement, gardening, hiking, banjo, recipes, green remodeling
Favorite Movies Bambi Meets Godzilla
Favorite Music Bluegrass, classic rock (where people play guitars), classical
Favorite Books Edward Abbey, John Steinbeck

If it takes a monkey with a glass eye 3 days to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle, how long does it take an elephant with a wooden leg to shingle a dog house with pancakes?