Doug
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Retired |
| Location | Goodyear, Arizona, United States |
| Introduction | I am a 58 year old retired science educator, working on a 1070 sq ft home. It was a foreclosure property previously vandalized by copper thieves. I picked up cheap for cash. |
| Interests | Home improvement, gardening, hiking, banjo, recipes, green remodeling |
| Favorite Movies | Bambi Meets Godzilla |
| Favorite Music | Bluegrass, classic rock (where people play guitars), classical |
| Favorite Books | Edward Abbey, John Steinbeck |
If it takes a monkey with a glass eye 3 days to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle, how long does it take an elephant with a wooden leg to shingle a dog house with pancakes?