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Gender	Female
Occupation	Destroyer of Retardia
Introduction	Lady Daboecia is a Dark Lady from the planet Geniusa and is descended from the ancient order of the Ericaceae. Her greatest power is said to come from the sarcasmohilic crystal; a rare orb found only in the wastelands of the planet Ironyus. She also wears the ring of Satire. She was conceived in a different galaxy to a badger and a unicorn and adopted by elves who lived in the Dingly Dell. She travelled to the distant wastelands of Retardia where she became part of the Beaver cult. However, she soon realised the beavers were unholy creations spawned from faeces of Justin Bieber. After discovering they were planning on taking over the universe and destroying all intelligent life, she took it upon herself to obliterate them. She amassed an army of Heatherists who operate under Carter Law and follow the philosophy of Carrotism. She created a syndicate known as the Carter Cartel. This comprises Caterway Retards, Carter Carrots, Carter Coconuts and Heathers Feathers and Leathers. However, all of this is just a front for her crime syndicate and protection racket that are used to buy obscene quantities of Red Bull and fund her ever growing mad empire that will soon take over the world.