Christian Patrick Clarke
| Occupation | Bullshit Artist |
|---|---|
| Location | Mos Eisley , Tatooine , Armenia |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Just a man trying to get on with it, despite the limitations of an unsound mind formed in the crucible of a tormented childhood. |
| Interests | Games without frontiers, war without tears. |
| Favorite movies | Road trip films where the truly eccentric character tragically dies so the straight character learns something about themselves |
| Favorite music | I'm on the bus. You know what I'm talking about. |
| Favorite books | Long, girthy novels. I meant pithy. I meant, pithy, girthy novels. |