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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Location | Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | Leading a provincial life while teaching at Midwest U. Watching out for those cliffs. |
| Interests | curmudgeonly commentary, cultural studies, movies, television, animation, postcards, Disney, urban legends, theme parks, B-list anything, |
| Favorite movies | film noir, Touch of Evil, Some Like It Hot, Fargo, Army of Darkness, Rushmore, Bubba Ho-tep, Kill Bill, Lilo & Stitch, Harold & Maude, Simpsons, Adult Swim, HBO, The Wire, Deadwood, PBS Mystery |
| Favorite music | Bleeding Gums Murphy, Phoebe Buffay, Spinal Tap, Monkees, Partridge Family |
| Favorite books | City of Glass, The Handmaid's Tale, The Boulevard of Broken Dreams, A Night at the Movies, Wicked, Maus, Catch-22, If on a winter's night a traveler |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Umm, Alice? No, really, an umbrella and a Selenite-English dictionary.

