Occupation	Etsy shop mom moonlighting a couple days a week at a gym.
Location	Home of Jazz and Barbeque, I dislike barbeque., United States
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	I cook decently, but rarely. I clean poorly and even less often. I'm a mother to two sons and an angel in heaven from pregnancy loss. Shop here: www.etsy.com/shop/starfishhandmade
Interests	Coming up with excuses not to clean my crumb covered hardwood floors, switching the baby from boob to boob, washing my oldest son's riding gear after non stop BMX and motocross races, and repeatedly asking my husband to let the damn dog outside.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

How did I get in a well with a goat and a slinky?