The Janitor
| Introduction | I can travel through time (in the forward direction), I can stop a speeding bullet (once), I can fly (in a downward direction), I can survive extreme temperatures (for extremely short periods of time), and I can recall past events with a greater than 50% chance of accuracy. |
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Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
Same thing I always use, chop-sticks.