About me

Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Design (Graphically)
Location	Ashland, Oregon, United States
Introduction	I am a graphic designer. My brother and I were both world-record holders for Tetris (high scores found in Nintendo Power, May 1989. 304,843 and 310,134, respectively). Ascots are the next best thing to not looking like an asshole.I enjoy a good argument; interruptions, raised glasses, raised voices, raised fists, all of it. What I lack in ability or grace, I more than up for with a kind of shameless enthusiasm (dancing only). I have strong beliefs about zombies. One of which is that stairs are our best and brightest weapon against both them and obesity, but if they ever figure out how to use them, we'll have fit, pissed-off zombies on our hands. That would be a sack of cat dicks for us all.
Interests	Many and varied interests. Highlights: Nintendo, Duchamp, fist-fists with siblings, Cooking, Books, Design, Molester Vans with four different portraits of wolves, Chicks with heads on their shoulders, Space, DeLoreans, Hoverboards, Art, Thrift, and etc. Growing Legitimate Mustaches, mocking illegitimate mustaches, playing tennis, playing with rocket-ships, possessing class, reading achewood, fighting brothers, making snide comments, arch looks, and wry asides.
Favorite movies	Directors - The Coens, Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, Miike Takeshi, Takeshi Kitano, Wes Anderson, Paul Anderson, Woody Allen, Howard Hawks. Auteur directors, across the bar. I'm a huge sucker for teen ski movies. And also noir. Love both the genre and color.
Favorite music	I've been enjoying Adventure Metal lately. Hawkwind might be the greatest band ever to explore space to.
Favorite books	Writers - Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson, Jim Thompson, Nikolai Gogel, Michael Chabon, Mishima, Wodehouse, Pratchett, Dashiell Hammett, Raymond Chandler, Murakami, Flannery O'Connor, Flann O'Brien, Philip K. Dick, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Warren Ellis Henri Robert Marcel Duchamp, Susan Sontag, Thierry de Duve, That guy that does McSweeney's, that guy that used to do the Onion, Chuck Palahniuk, Tom Robbins, and when I'm feeling masochistic, Foucault. And I also <3 comics.