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The Randomist

Heather Heartless

About me

Location	United States
Introduction	Ask and you shall receive. This ain't a damned E-harmony commercial, I don't really feel inclined to sell myself to you, unless you have a lot of money and then we may be able to arrange something. I'm sarcastic, I don't do drugs anymore although you'll probably question that a time or two. My main goal in life is to be on Chelsea Lately, so... if you could make that happen, I may wave my previously requested fee and just GIVE myself to you freely and repeatedly for a short period of time.

Location

United States

Introduction

Ask and you shall receive. This ain't a damned E-harmony commercial, I don't really feel inclined to sell myself to you, unless you have a lot of money and then we may be able to arrange something. I'm sarcastic, I don't do drugs anymore although you'll probably question that a time or two. My main goal in life is to be on Chelsea Lately, so... if you could make that happen, I may wave my previously requested fee and just GIVE myself to you freely and repeatedly for a short period of time.