Sysm
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Chicago-ish, United States |
| Introduction | SYSM is a plodding, end-of-the-school-disco kind of smoochalong song. |
| Interests | Morley Safer, Bible Prophecy |
| Favorite movies | Raising Arizona, Shaun of the Dead, Ragtime, Shoot the Moon, Best of Show, Martial Arts movies on Telemundo |
| Favorite music | Arcade Fire, Sufjan Stevens, Teenage Fanclub, Ash, John Wesley Harding, The Dears, Stars, Broken Social Scene, The Isley Brothers, Ella Fitzgerald, Sparks, Jules Shear, XTC |
| Favorite books | Carter Beats the Devil, Imajica, Double Whammy, and anything by Thomas Berger or Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
My ass-less chaps.