Dutch
My blogs
- It's All the Jews' Fault
- The Current Time is....
- Is it just me...
- The Journal of Terrifying Geologic Possibilities
- Dutch Heckman's Appalling Yarns
- Neglected Niche
- products of a diseased mind
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | juror |
| Location | Down the road, About an hours drive |
| Introduction | I was raised by well meaning but impoverished circus people until I was kidnapped by a pack of lawyers. I get all the moisture I need from the seeds and nuts I collect. I am a strict Fungarian and eat only non flowering plants. I was expelled from France. I lead a life of noisy desperation. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, lock it in your trunk for a few hours and see if its still glad to see you when you let it out. favorite quote: "Every time I hear the word culture I reach for my pistol." |
| Interests | I think you know enough about me already. |
| Favorite Movies | The eight millimeter silents, the kind clever serial killers use to select their next victim. |
| Favorite Music | Something melodic with a tasty beat that drowns out the screaming in my head. |
| Favorite Books | Another damned, thick, square book, keep scribbling, Mr Gibbon. |
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
If you think you can fool me with your pathetic little mind games you'll soon learn I am made of sterner stuff! I chortle at your attempts to break me, nay it tickles my risibilities, no I guffaw, I snicker, cachinnate and cackle at your belief that this crude interrogation will produce anything you hirelings of all that is unholy will find usable. What was the question again?