Gender	Female
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Wannabe Author-Bartender
Location	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Interests	Writing, singing, animal crackers, Marx Brothers, comic relief, sarcasm, climbing trees,
Favorite movies	Northfork, Casablanca, A Night at the Opera, Jamanji,
Favorite music	Pilate, Chantal Kreviazuk, Sarah Brightman, Josh Groban (Marry me?, Regina Spektor, Anna Nalick, HAWKSLEY WORKMAN
Favorite books	MAS*H, Alice in Wonderland, The Program,

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I use the bow on the neck of my enemy to make music to the ears of everyone in the court.