Gender	Female
Industry	Law
Occupation	attorney
Location	Washington, D.C., United States
Introduction	Occasionally witty, silly, and snarky. Mom, wife, lawyer, writer, avid reader, grammarian, amateur foodie, sports junkie, music listener, movie and television watcher, armchair philosopher. Aspiring dilettante and/or cult leader. INTJ. Trying to be more Tina Fey than Liz Lemon.
Interests	Politics, law, art, movies, television, music, pop-culture, celebritology, shopping, sports, and world domination, but not necessarily in that order.
Favorite movies	Clerks, Mallrats, The Usual Suspects, Walk the Line, Sin City, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Swingers, Kill Bill (volumes 1 and 2), Office Space, Old School, Thank You For Smoking, High Fidelity, Grosse Point Blank, Say Anything, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Heathers
Favorite music	U2, Bon Jovi, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Dave Matthews Band, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox Twenty, Lemonheads, INXS, Cure, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, The Police, New Order, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Doors, Beatles, John Mayer, Fleetwood Mac, 10000 Maniacs, Elvis Costello, Dixie Chicks, Jackson 5, Daryl Hall and John Oates, They Might Be Giants, Queensryche, 80's music, hair bands.
Favorite books	The Great Gatsby, 1984, Slaughterhouse-Five, On The Road, A Farewell to Arms, Generation X, Waterland, Less Than Zero, and about a billion others that I can't think of right now, because I read everything.

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

Because the pool is on the third floor, and the elevator only goes up to the second.