Moof
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| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | freelance wordslinger |
| Location | Lakewood, Colorado, United States |
| Introduction | I am a human. Rather, I am a member of a sentient carbon-based species who, a long time ago, decided to title themselves "human". I could very well be a potato for all I know. |
| Interests | Science fiction, science fact, e'er the bits between. |
| Favorite movies | Back to the Future, Short Circuit, Brazil, Big Lebowski, MST3k, *batteries not included, anything Pixar makes |
| Favorite music | If it doesn't have singers hoarsely screaming about teenage angst I will give it a shot. |
| Favorite books | Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy trilogy, Discworld series, Illuminatus Trilogy |
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
Because bumblebees can't fly.