Gretchen
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Mental Health (by day) |
| Location | Fayetteville, NC, United States |
| Introduction | Self-deprecating, mean-spirited, judgmental, & cynical. At your service. I am a therapist by day, but I want to write a book eventually. Murphy and his Law have their way with my life on a regular basis. I love food, whining, Target, reading and writing. I hate running, ignorant people, serenades, line dancing, and where I currently live. My stubborn & hot husband is in the Army. We will eventually have kids but for now we choose to blow our hard-earned money on new cars, purses, and Red Robin. |
| Interests | reading, writing, chasing animals, making fun of myself and others, crafting, playing "house" and/or "grown up," trying to be domestic, counseling, the Army, poring over recipes pretending like I'll actually make something other than chicken breasts or enchiladas |
| Favorite movies | Sleeping Beauty, Tommy Boy, The Hours |
| Favorite music | The Beatles, Counting Crows, lame pop music like Britney Spears. And "Party In The USA." |
| Favorite books | Prozac Nation, The House of the Spirits, Bitter is the New Black, Wuthering Heights, Why I'm Like This |

