Gender	Male
Location	South Carolina, United States
Favorite music	Celtic, New Age, Power Metal, Viking Metal
Favorite books	Harry Potter by J. K. Rowling, The Norse Myths by Kevin Crossley-Holland, The Saga of the Volsungs

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

Yes it is. It happens to be a bull shark and there is no way in hell I am getting off. The other end has teeth!