Cop's Wife

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Domestic Goddess
Location Kansas City, MO, United States
Introduction I'm gorgeous, witty, clever, perfect in every way. Well, not really. I'll grow on you though.In a good way, not like mold.
Interests trying to be funny and relevant and to matter, trying to get organized, trying to write a book, trying to raise kind and decent children, and a million others
Favorite Movies To Kill a Mockingbird, North by Northwest, anything Hitchcock, British mysteries, and a million others
Favorite Music Chris Isaak, Afghan Whigs, Kid Rock, cheesy 80's, and a million others
Favorite Books To Kill a Mockingbird, Complete Works of Samuel Beckett, The Man in the Grey Flannel Suit, Agatha Christie mysteries, Harry Potter, The Alienist, and a million others

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Does it matter? I mean, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours."