Isaac

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Gender	Male
Industry	Technology
Location	Alberta, Canada
Introduction	I'm a guy that does stuff, and occasionally, when I work up some suitable pith, things.
Interests	Knee-high socks, the smell of wet dog, tubers.
Favorite Movies	That one where the little curly haired gay midget takes a ring across europe so that he can propose to a another midget that's disfigured and then they fall in a volcano or something. Also, I think there were giant chickens at the end.
Favorite Music	"People, pick up on what Im puttin down now/ Welfare mothers make better lovers/ Down in every laundromat in town now/ Welfare mothers make better lovers/ While theyre washin you can hear this sound now/ Welfare mothers make better lovers" -Neil Young
Favorite Books	Books that I put in my bookshelf or books that I read? "Kafka, Clavell, Uris, Dickens, Shakespeare and the like" answers the former question and "anything with boobies" answers the latter question.

What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?

"Pedophile's Bliss" or "Get Off My Lawn Or I'll Release The Hounds (And By Hounds, I Mean Wife)"