James
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Part Time Legend |
| Location | Salford, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I am a 17 year old flâneur with many thoughts on many things. I have lived all my life in Salford, which is in the picturesque area of Greater Manchester, England. Think tea shops, bow ties, manor houses, stiff upper lips, red telephone boxes and you're there. Ahem. |
| Interests | skiing, my stratocaster and washburn guitars, the female of the species, laughter, intelligent movies, dumb movies, water sports, going to stunning places, being a dick, buddhist ideas, the beautiful thing that is music, daydreaming, love, swimming, mocking the oxymoronic nature of life, modern art, photography |
Create a tagline for a new line of plastic bedsheets.
...if it's hit or miss where you shit or piss!