Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Preparator/Photographer/Film Projectionist/AV Guru
Location	San Francisco, CA, United States
Introduction	Also on: http://www.jfcphoto.net http://flickr.com/photos/jfcphoto/
Interests	Photography, Bikes, Scooters, Booze, Boys, Music, & Beards.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I wouldn't laugh, because I would know the true meaning of poop deck, and laughing at such a thing is kind of blasphemous.