an observance of hermits

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Gender Female
Introduction I love run-on sentences, but hate widows (the editorial kind). The content and style of my inner monologue largely depend upon the book I'm reading. I believe that transposition is a fate worse than death, and I'd like to be a manic pixie dream girl (with a secret inner life) when I grow up.
Interests opera, 'colon' musicals, gluten-free living, things that look like faces but aren't actually faces (like in those American Express commercials), procrastination, pastiches, pogonotrophers, paradigm shifts, dog-eared pages in used books, obsessions without preliminaries, list making, adventures, sight reading, folk dancing, NPR, nicknames, earworms, words, word play, wanderlust, nostos, pessoptimism, spoonerisms, awkward moments, unrequited love, politics, history, M*A*S*H
Favorite Movies lately: Inglourious Basterds, Up, (500) Days of Summer, Away We Go, Serenity always: Amelie, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Love Actually, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, The Painted Veil, Howl's Moving Castle, Waiting for Guffman
Favorite Music Regina Spektor, showtunes, Straylight Run, The Gabe Dixon Band, Death Cab for Cutie, Gin Blossoms, Ingrid Michaelson, The Swell Season, Jenny Lewis/Rilo Kiley, Sarah Jarosz, Har Mar Superstar, The Dixie Chicks, the 4th mvt of Mahler's Fifth
Favorite Books lately: Too Much Happiness, Spooner, Inventory, Gilead, You Shall Know Our Velocity!, Irene Iddesleigh, No one belongs here more than you., always: You Can't Go Home Again, Atlas Shrugged, SUM:Forty Tales from the Afterlives, Oystercatchers, Reading Lolita in Tehran, On the Road, Musicophilia: Tales of Music and the Brain, Interpreter Of Maladies, The Small Rain, Jacob Have I Loved, The Witch of Blackbird Pond, Mozart in the Jungle: Sex Drugs and Classical Music, Terrabella Smoot and the Unsung Monsters

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

I'd like to think that today's garden-variety fork is merely a mutation of one of its many relatives (pitch, garden, tuning), especially since the fork and spoon have since united in the throes of conjugal bliss to create The Spork, thus completing the Holy Trinity of Cutlery.