Bert Ford
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Sign Company Owner |
| Location | Hattiesburg, Mississippi, United States |
| Introduction | An unrepentantconservative heterosexualjingoistic guntotingpragmaticwhiskey drinkinstupidityhating voterwiththeloveofjesus inmyprettybrowneyes |
| Interests | yes |
| Favorite movies | The Outlaw Josey Wales, Unforgiven, Any 007, The City of Lost Children, Mad Max, Pretty much anything but chick flix |
| Favorite music | ZZ Top, Mike West, Billy Holiday, Stevie Ray Vaugn, Golden Earring, Robert Johnson, Rat, Motor Head, Simon & Garfunkel, Ray Charles, Van Halen, AeroSmith, The Grateful Dead, Hank Williams (not Junior), Lou Lou Roman, Neil Diamond, etc. |
| Favorite books | Slapstick by Kurt Vonnegut, Mystery-Koko & The Throat by Peter Straub, Skin Tight by Carl Hiaasen, Focault's Pendulum by Umberto Echo, Boatbuilding by Howard Chapelle, Anything by Robert Hienlien |
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
I would release the goat, pocket the slinky and float free of the well on my own overinflated sense of selfrighteousness.

