My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Industry	Transportation
Occupation	Aircraft Engineer / Stand-up comedian
Location	London, Surrey, United Kingdom
Introduction	I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try and please everyone. (Bill Cosby)
Favorite movies	Monty Python's The Holy Grail
Favorite books	Topsy and Tim go to the Seaside

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he stuffs my entrails in a Tesco bag and ejects them into the cold nothingness of space.