A Terrible Idea

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Internet
Occupation Corporate Whore
Location West Oakland, California, United States
Introduction I make thinks. I write thinks. I think up things.
Interests strawberry pancakes, dirt farming, indoctrination, vampire hunting
Favorite Movies It's A Warm Fuzzy World, Avalon, Ultraviolet
Favorite Music I like music that goes "FAAAAALAALALALAALALLAALLALLA"
Favorite Books The Zombie Survival Guide, Mao's Little Red Book, Olsen's Standard Book Of British Birds

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Bards use lutes. Jackass.