A Terrible Idea
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Corporate Whore |
| Location | West Oakland, California, United States |
| Introduction | I make thinks. I write thinks. I think up things. |
| Interests | strawberry pancakes, dirt farming, indoctrination, vampire hunting |
| Favorite movies | It's A Warm Fuzzy World, Avalon, Ultraviolet |
| Favorite music | I like music that goes "FAAAAALAALALALAALALLAALLALLA" |
| Favorite books | The Zombie Survival Guide, Mao's Little Red Book, Olsen's Standard Book Of British Birds |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Bards use lutes. Jackass.