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Gender	Male
Location	West Orange, New Jersey, United States
Introduction	Born into a house of naivety and boundless love in Dorset, England. Surrounded by selfless, doting parents that taught the rudimentary English ways (Manners, humility, respect, how NOT to cook vegetables) before being whisked to Australia at the age of 9. From there it was 17 years of Australianisms as the boy became... well, a slightly larger boy. Dust storms in Adelaide, rain storms in Noosa, 11 years of hard labor in the hospitality industry of Surfers Paradise. At 26 I quit the world around me and traveled to London to become a better man. I failed at that but met a large amount of fantastic people, had a "ball-tearing" time almost constantly and ended up a chill room rave DJ. I discovered just how much trouble a boy can get into being separated from the wonderful umbrella of care and love that is a close family. After 4 years and almost an entire liver I met a wonderful woman who literally stole my heart. She did, she stole it and took it back with her to her home... America. So now I spend my days attempting to release myself from the servitude of corporate America and create my special brand of arty silliness for all. Or none. For me at least.
Interests	Calibrating artichoke hearts for greater speed, Masticating the flesh of well fed animals,continually referring to my sister as "Brat-face", realizing my goal of introducing more silliness into the world.