Sam Swift

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Professional Crastination
Location Dorchester, New Brunswick, Canada
Introduction You really shouldn't be interested in what my blog says about my personality. If you hope to learn anything about me through something that actually says "about me" you have failed on several levels of existence. Basically, if you know anything about me you probably earned it. If you WANT to know anything about me, it's not hard to figure out.

Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?

A picture of myself giving a thumbs up and winking, with surrounding text saying "Grade A-Beef"