Mrs. Flax
| Location | East of Eastwick, Deep South |
|---|---|
| Introduction | What about me? |
| Interests | Land yachting, Procrastination, Bemoaning the grave state of national affairs, Playing piano for toddlers, Collecting turtles |
| Favorite music | They Might Be Giants, The Oak Ridge Boys, Fountains of Wayne |
| Favorite books | anything true crime |
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
Otherwise you'd mistake it for cherry. Duh.