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Gender Female
Occupation Stay at home mama!
Location Somewhere South of Seattle, WA, United States
Introduction Huh. Let's see. I'm "quirky". I have a mean sarcastic streak. I'm a SAHM of two kids who are just over 17 months apart. No, I didn't plan it that way. Thanks for asking. Yes, I DO have my hands full! My son was diagnosed with autism at age 2 though we suspected it for some time. My daughter is adorable and smiles bigger than the world. My husband kicks massive rear. I'm dealing with fibromyalgia, PPD/PPA & a whole host of irritating health problems. Oh, and I have a slight issue with profanity. I was once told I'm not for the weak of heart with the flying f bomb. Yet i say "cod" instead of "God". But I'm really nice. I swear. Unless you're my hag in law, and then, well, you deserve it.

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Um, the fact that my dad is dead for one. And the fact that I will never get on a roller coaster in the first place for two. I think my candy apple is safe. Though honestly? Screw candy apple. Carmel apple only please.