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Introduction	Health and safety issues: Please note that all our products are made with the finest virgin plastic, hand-pressed by Bulgarian peasant women only after they have successfully passed an ISO-standard hygiene test. Ethical issues: Only small numbers of mammals were harmed during the creation of these luxury lifestyle items. Statistically insignificant quantities of fatty pork products may be included in the lavish packaging. Relatively minute numbers of idiots were involved in the creation of these premium audio artifacts. Radiant Future is unable to guarantee the total lack of nuts in these items. If in doubt do not eat or otherwise ingest these deluxe accessories. All products are prepared by friendly-looking old ladies with heartwarming smiles who look like your grandmother. No, honestly, they do.

Introduction

Health and safety issues:

Please note that all our products are made with the finest virgin plastic, hand-pressed by Bulgarian peasant women only after they have successfully passed an ISO-standard hygiene test.

Ethical issues:

Only small numbers of mammals were harmed during the creation of these luxury lifestyle items. Statistically insignificant quantities of fatty pork products may be included in the lavish packaging. Relatively minute numbers of idiots were involved in the creation of these premium audio artifacts. Radiant Future is unable to guarantee the total lack of nuts in these items. If in doubt do not eat or otherwise ingest these deluxe accessories. All products are prepared by friendly-looking old ladies with heartwarming smiles who look like your grandmother.

No, honestly, they do.