Erin
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | At home mom |
| Introduction | I'm a mom named, Erin with a wonderful husband whose name escapes me at the moment due 2 the amount of hrs he has been working...hmm it's Brian...it's Mark, nope...no, that's not it...It's Fransisco...No way, that's my Latin lover that only exists in my head...or when ever I force my poor husband 2 talk like a Latino & bring me my wine while my feet R kicked up & I snap my fingers at his hot Latin ass...(blushing) Ohhh my gosh, I'm sorry, I got a little off track... that's right, he is named Paul, when Paul is home, I irritate the hell out of him...Why? Cause I CAN & cause it's fun & easy...who doesn't like fun & easy? Paul obviously likes "easy" which is Y he married me...OMG,I'm kidding...U don't get jokes 2 well, do U? Paul doesn't either...see he is very corporate & I am VERY NOT CORPORATE! He is very conservative & I am VERY NOT CONSERVATIVE..therefore, irritating him is SIMPLE & FUN! I have 2 children...Bobby (his real name is Tyler) my little Mary (her real name is Shelby)... Well, that's my family in a nutshell...Note that I said nut SHELL. I didn't mean that like "nuts" like kicked in the nuts. I meant that like nuts like peanuts in a shell AKA nutshell! OMG U R DUMB! |
| Interests | I think it may be easier to tell you what I'm not interested in...too many things interest me and only a few are stupid.....here are things that I'm not interested in: Crocs, Snuggies, Pajama jeans, Those little stickers that brag about your kid being on the honor roll, mom jeans, Sweaters with little lambs on them, socks with pictures, Uggs, sweats pants with sassy written across the butt in sparkles, dickies, Butt crack hanging out the top of my jeans, and mini vans...????? Was this supposed to be stuff that I'm interested in "IN LIFE"? I was so thinking in fashion/style....ok ok, I got it now...I'm interested in everything...except sports and other dumb stuff like that! :) |
| Favorite Movies | Porn....I'm kidding who would put "porn" as their favorite movie and leave it there???? I would...But I'm only kidding...I don't watch or act in porn...I did see one once though... there was way too much sex and nudity for me....they really should clean those things up so they can be watched...I hear they have great acting and really good plots. |
| Favorite Books | I read a book once but I can't remember what it was, it was a long time ago....hmmmm...Oh yes, It was called "Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing" I couldn't put it down, but I had to put down because Crissy found out that I liked Matt too and she started chasing me. Lucky for me the bell rang and we all had to in for lunch. Great book...I highly reccomend it! After that I read "War and peace" another great book! |