Funny Farmer

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Gender	Female
Occupation	COO, CFO, CPO, CIO, you name it I do it.
Location	Utah
Introduction	This here bit of land is ruled by me, a sometimes grumpy, lumpy, and frequently loony gardener. I nurture all kinds of things on my wish-it-were-farm, including all things green and growing as well as various two and four-legged creatures. My herd consists of Karianne (16), Susan (14), Nathan (11), and Megan (8). Tom is the shepherd for us all, and gently reins me in when my agricultural aspirations get a little too grand. We're a happy, noisy lot. Come, join us for a little bit of the good life.
Favorite Movies	Napoleon Dynamite, The Princess Bride, Return to Me, What Women Want, The American President, Ever After, Mission Impossible, The Bourne Trilogy, Phantom of the Opera, Monte Python and the Holy Grail, While You Were Sleeping...
Favorite Music	Amy Grant, Shania Twain, Sara Barielles, Journey, Toto, Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Avril Levigne, Clay
Favorite Books	Orson Scott Card is the gold standard against which all works of fiction are measured; most are found wanting.

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Waffles aren't cooked on griddles, are they?