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Constance "Connie" Flagtwat
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GenderFemale
IndustryEducation
OccupationAbstence Only Educator
LocationBrooklyn, NY, United States
IntroductionGreetings Sinners! This is Connie Flagtwat, Red-State Ambassador and Volunteer Abstence Only Educator from Enid, Oklahoma living in Brooklyn. My goal is to bring the red-states and the blue states together for peace, understanding, and to destroy God's Enemies!
InterestsGod, Our Lord and Save-yer Jesus Christ, Richard Simmons, Dale Earnhardt (God Rest His Soul), Staypuff Marshmallow Man, Home Shopping Network, QVC, Crafting, Macramay, Witnessing, Church, Testifying, Barbecue, Hunting, Food, Chocolate, Cakes, Mayonaise, Ribs, Jerry Falwell, Philis Schlafly, Prayer, Fishing, Scrapbooking
Favorite musicSerendepity Singers, Manhattan Transfers, Lee Greenwood, Pebbles and Bam-Bam, Ann Margrock, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Survivor
Favorite booksChildren's Illustrated Bible

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

It depends on whether the powers have been granted by our Lord and Savyor Jesus Christ, or from the sulfurous stinking pits of the Devil himself.

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