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melati
On Blogger since: August 2005
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About me

GenderFemale
LocationScottsdale, Arizona, United States
IntroductionI get 1200 whole characters to do this! I may top out at 500. I'm constantly sleepy. I love to give gifts and throw parties. I feel guilty receiving gifts, and feel the need to clean up after myself and others while attending parties. My husband is pretty neat-o. I can fly planes. Well, one plane to be exact, as I'm only rated on one plane. I speak almost fluent Spanish when I'm drunk. Because of this, I am on a first name basis with almost every bar busboy in the metro phx area. I'm practically never alone.

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

I shall use my fingers as my people have done for centuries.

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